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04-Aug-2017 10:45

In a recent visit to USC, his alma mater, Rick Famuyiwa revealed that Paramount executives wanted the character of Mike to pinch Alicia's buttocks in the end scene for added laughs.

Needless to say, Famuyiwa balked at this and never shot this.

The movie is about three best friends who grew up in Inglewood California (hence the title - The Wood).

The movie actually takes place on the wedding day of one of the friends and two hours before the ceremony, the groom is a no-show.

But here’s the fun thing about numbers: they don’t tell you as much as we think.

As they bring the groom back to the wedding, the three begin to discuss old times and throughout the movie, flashback is used to show these experiences.To them, dating is less of an organic experience and more of a collection of statistics, perfect builds and arbitrary rules that bear absolutely no relationship to reality.Much like that annoying guy who’d rage quit from your DOTA session if you didn’t do things Just So, they treat dating as a series of steps that To these would-be dating Min-Maxers, you have a limited time within which to get your various firsts – your first date, your first kiss, your first sexual experience, etc.If you miss that window, then you’re fucked; you’re now saddled with a permanent debuff to your dating odds that you’ll overcome.

Of course, this window of opportunity bears about as much resemblance to reality as Pokemon does to animal husbandry.See full summary » An observable, fast-talking party man Darnell Wright, gets his punishment when one of his conquests takes it personally and comes back for revenge in this 'Fatal Attraction'-esque comic ...



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